Government bans Mithun-da Movies, Ooty up in Arms

Touted as the biggest thing since sliced bread, Mithun is a zealous crusader, who in a fit of Ambani-esque clairvoyance, managed to turn a bustling hill station into a film making factory therby conditioning the residents from the drop in tourism caused by the warming of climate of the surrounding hills which was a direct effect of Veerapan's Sandal-wood poaching.Tirelessly managing & co-ordinating the rhythmic sways of the hippos passed of as bombshells & getting the best out of the 4th guy on the right of the screen in a 250-man strong fight scene for the last twenty years, the Messiah seems to have run foul with the babu-dom Hindustan. Inside reports seem to suggest that as a part of the Operation "Give-Bush-a-blow-but-get-the-nuclear-deal done", The government in its bid to restrict military use of explosives has gone ahead and banned Mithun movies. This has created utter chaos and confusion in various parts on India especially in Ooty and the actresses fearing thel oss of jobs are back with their touring circuses. This also has resulted in Mithun-Da's son migrating to U.S.A. and giving Brad Pitt a run for his money as his Butt-double in TROY.

So with his family broken, the police after his job & the hopes and trust of a village against the nefarious scheming of drunk rednecks, will Mithun-da finally buckle under or is this gonna be the beginning of the end for ......

Watch this space for more. Not cause u gonna get some more information but Hell if u already read all the crap above, watching this will be the best thing u did in a long long time. U still reading? Pretty thick aren’t u? Sheesh, u still taking this? Go get a life…U there, get up exercise that sorry piece of Gluetus Maximus DO SOMETHING...*groan* I give up. U win. Now will u leave?Please?

Ronald McDonald's tired of grinning

"I'm tired of smiling," confessed Ronald McDonald on Tuesday. "I've been at it for 8 years now! gimme a break!" he growled, visibly upset. The man often seen outside a popular chain of family restaurants that bear his name, explains, "For the first three years, it was fun. Then it got boring. Now it's just plain annoying. " When his heart rate returned to normal, Ronald denied rumors that his impending retirement may not necessarily be voluntary.

"Do you see these pearly whites? They're mine... all mine..." he asserted stoutly before being overcome by a fit of manaical laughter. Once the laughter subsided, however, he acknowledged that his "lower jaw does tend to hurt occasionally", Scottish lilt in place. He continued to maintain that his jaw has no connection with his retirement plans asking, "How long can a guy keep grinning in the hope that some kid, somewhere will smile back?" He later confided another and possibly the most important reason for his proposed retirement- "I miss wearing a kilt."